Combe Martin Sky

I looked up to the sunset sky
such beauty I'd forgotten,
I forgot to watch my feet
and slid down the hill upon my bottom.

THE END

Ilfracombe Lamp

The bird sat on top of the lamp, I looked up at the bird and the bird looked down at me, I kept looking at the bird and he kept on looking at me, we both looked at each other, both unblinking in our stare, both daring the other to look away and be the first to break our eye contact. A bead of sweat ran down my forehead as I refused to blink in case the bird thought I was weak. An hour or maybe two went by, my neck was stiff and I could no longer feel my legs but I refused to look away from the bird. I looked up at the bird and the bird looked down at me. After a while I noticed the made in China label underneath the bird, the bird was a toy, stupid toy! I looked up at the toy and the toy looked down at me, well if you just read that crap sorry to waste a few minutes of you day, I am so so sorry.

Fellow Blogger

This is just a quick post for a lovely fellow blogger I met on Combe Martin beach called Helen, she is on hols from up tut north and is staying for a week. It was great chatting to you and I hope that Combe Martin is every thing that I have said it is in my blog posts!
I had forgotten the question 'What noise annoys an oyster?' the answer being 'A noisy noise annoys an oyster!' (try saying that after a bottle of scotch!)

Good doggie

I have a dog called Bandit
on a bone he often mauls,
He likes to keep clean and tidy
and is often licking his .... ears

When he is finished licking his ears
they looks as clean as brass
He then cleans up his back legs
and finishes licking his . ... tail

Gosh how rude some of you people are! One track minds, I bet you thought I was going to finish each line off with a rude word, I do not know, you just cannot get the quality of readers these days!

Goodnight!

13!!

Happy Burfday Toby (sorry to Patty and Shammy from over the water, I forgot to say this was our younger son Toby and not Jake but thanks for the good wishes!)

Happy Birthday!

Our little baby boy is 13 tomorrow! Happy birthday me little old fella, love Mum, Dad, Jake & Bandit! Now get out and get a job! I need beer money!

Good Night Combe Martin (and the world)

Strawberry Fair

Yummy! It was Strawberry fair on Sunday with lots of fresh Combe Martin Strawberries and thick Devon cream and wet Devon Cider YUMMY!!!!

Splish!

Splosh!

Splash!

Another sunny day

Just a super quick post... another lovely sunny day in Combe Martin, if I was standing on this beach when the tide was in then I would be about 20 foot under water right now from this spot this is the reason why I took the photo when the tide was out. See, not as stupid as I look am I?

Sorry got to rush, love you all, well not all of you, I mean some of you I do not even know, you could be Bogey men and women for all I know.