I have a dog called Bandit
on a bone he often mauls,
He likes to keep clean and tidy
and is often licking his .... ears
When he is finished licking his ears
they looks as clean as brass
He then cleans up his back legs
and finishes licking his . ... tail
Gosh how rude some of you people are! One track minds, I bet you thought I was going to finish each line off with a rude word, I do not know, you just cannot get the quality of readers these days!
Goodnight!
on a bone he often mauls,
He likes to keep clean and tidy
and is often licking his .... ears
When he is finished licking his ears
they looks as clean as brass
He then cleans up his back legs
and finishes licking his . ... tail
Gosh how rude some of you people are! One track minds, I bet you thought I was going to finish each line off with a rude word, I do not know, you just cannot get the quality of readers these days!
Goodnight!
4 comments:
Bless Bandit's little heart, he can't even defend himself against his owner's poetry.
Great fun catching up on your blog.
Love to Lorna.
Poor Bandit.
That is one brilliant poem!
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