Sunday, May 31, 2009

Four men in a boat


Four fishermen out in their boat
preparing their rods, reels and bits,
to their surprise they caught a mermaid
who had a lovely big pair of ... uur? earrings!

Sorry I could not think of a word that rhymes with bits.

Just after I had taken this photo a great big blue whale dived out of the water and swallowed all the men including the boat, it was absolutely terrible, my camera's battery had run out so I missed a great photo.

7 comments:

Litl-Luther said...

The whale probably mistook them for bait bobbing up and down because of all the corny hats.

lorenzothellama said...

Martin, Martin, I am the expert on dealing with the hung-over.

I have just taken my friend Pallie out on a seven mile run in the heat of the day to cure her's.

Would you like me to pop over with some ice to sooth your savage brow and breast?

Abe Lincoln said...

I like your tales too, Martin. My daughter ad her partner were digging for Mewgalodon Shark teeth some 50 million years old down in Summerville, South Carolina. I got a picture of some of the teeth as big as my hand and will be posting it on my Brookville blog. I think.

You probably don't remember when people lived and died at home and endured wakes. I wrote about it here. http://bing-it.blogspot.com/

Shammickite said...

What a pity, I'd have loved to see a pic of that big blue whale. We don't see many of them round here.... but, on second thoughts, that's probably cos the nearest ocean is 1000 miles away.

nAncY said...

she had a lovely big pair of fishing permits...silly boy.

nAncY said...

and she also brought some banana splits!

what a wonderful mermaid!

Craver Vii said...

A mermaid with a barbed hook in her mouth... how sad. Everybody knows that it's better to use nets when fishing for mermaids.