Four days since I have blogged! I am so sorry but I have not been able to blog due to the fact that a lorry load of tinned tuna fish tipped over in China.
Chocolate box cottages nestle in woods,
Sorry I have not blogged for a few days (do not worry so much Loremzybum) but there has been a major problem here, the goldfish have taken over our house and have held us hostage ... HELP!
If I see one more person be nasty to rocks I will scream! Rocks have feeling too you know, so next time you park your butt on one or kick one just think how hard their life is. If it was not for rocks then this planet would be a rather squishy place so next time you walk past a rock wish it good morning (you may have to change this to good evening if it is night time or good after noon if it is just after lunch, if you get confused over this then please drop me an email and I will send you a time of day greetings chart).
This is just to say well done to my sister Tracy for helping to raise lots of money for the cystic fibrosis charity, why she is wearing a red Manchester sausage on her head I do not know though!
"Nice tree trunks" I hear you say but actually this is a photo of a flock of emu's with very hairy legs (do emu's come in flocks?)
The door to the magic garden in Arlington Court, the clever thing about it is you can go both in it and out of it.
This door at Arlington Court was made for two foot tall people but had to be locked for good when a two foot one inch man bumped his head and complained to a woman on a pink bicycle.
This lady has lost her nose, her nose used to be the fastest nose in the whole wide world because it was alway running.
A view between two monkey trees, do you know that they are called monkey trees because when they were first discovered nobody could spell orangutan! (the real reason is apparently it is the only trees that monkeys cannot climb due to the rather sharp leaves and the signs that are always placed at the bottom of these trees saying no monkeys allowed)
This stone trophy statue in the grounds of Arlington Court is a stone trophy stature in the grounds of Arlington Court.
Had a nice walk with the Muir family today, this a photo of them above, nope sorry, I get mixed up they are the ones below.
These two little fellas landed their space ship and popped in to one of the cafes for some Fish and chips with mushy peas and a nice pot of tea. At first when they landed they said to the beings of Ilfracombe "We come in piece" and when a lady wearing nothing but a smile said "Do you mean we come in peace?" one of them replied "No, we come in piece, our other pieces such as our arms got mixed up and put on a different flight to Galaxy quadrant 5"
"There's no smoke without fire" That's what the little old lady who lived in a shoe used to tell me, but she was always drunk on home made carrot wine so now whenever I see smoke I say "where is that smoke coming from?" .... good stuff this carrot wine ... hic! I have lost the plot.
Some of the Glastonbury Trippers skittle team in a sober moment ... Hic!
Drunk bum wins the lottery and gives it all away to the fairies who live at the bottom of his garden
Tony or should I say 'Toni' tells Sexy mag pink is the new blue and he will do topless for a pint
Roger tells Vogue blue is the new pink and bloomers are the new G string (drunk again if you ask me)
No comment (it's the wife and her Great Grand Mother). Oh why did I choose 'Pet fancy' as the mag, silly old me!
New computer baby game, wipe the little brats butt before he dribbles again.
The dog looked at me and I looked at the dog, we both looked at the boat which had the keys left in the ignition "are you thinking what I'm thinking" I said to the dog, he looked at the boat, looked back at me and nodded. "Right then I said "Lets go for a nice cup of tea"
This is the big red bull that was lose and walking along the road, it is the same bull that was lose last week and Jackie who was out walking had to phone me to collect her because she was to scared to walk past it, as I drove off the bull shouted out "Thanks mate that thing was really scary" (please do not tell the wife this, our little joke okay?)
It was very bleak today with lots of wind (remind me not to eat sprussel sprouts again). Sorry, I must try to find my humor again, I am not doing very well am I.
I lay thee down you sail no more,
Carcass rots on English shore,
No more riding on a briny swell,
Only silence from the Captains bell.
Remember times from distant year,
Cast away from Ilfracombe pier,
I will not forget your service to me,
May your timbers be reclaimed by sea.
I can write happy poems but this one seemed to suit this poor old boat. I hope you all have a sooper dooper weekend!
