Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Happy Crimbo!


A very happy Christmas to you all, please remember it is not the giving but the getting that counts so I hope you get given lots of good expensive stuff too like I is hoping to get and ask anyone that give you any pressies for a receipt so if it is rubbish stuff you can take it back to the shop and get money so you can buy beer.

Sorry I have not been blogging for a while but I am afraid I received a bit of bad news a Month or so ago, apparently the tooth fairy is not real, how bad is that?

I promise to visit all my fellow blogger sites soon when I get released, the prison food is not too bad but I nearly broke my teeth on a metal file that my wife had put in a cake, what is she like? Of all the things to mix up with the mix!

As I have said before, if you need a friend to talk to and are feeling down at Christmas or if you need a shoulder to cry on then do not come running to me with your sob stories, just snap out of it fool! (only joking!)

Well, I do hope you all have a sooper dooper time and I love you all (apart from the ugly ones or the ones with no money)

Byeeeeeeeee for now.


PS I have just posted a few photos I have taken below (hopefully the photo shop will not realise I have taken them until after the Christmas break when they reopen!





6 comments:

NaNcY said...

so glad to hear from you again!
absolutely wonderful photos that you took from the photo shop.

Love
n.

Craver Vii said...

Beautiful pics, Martin. Merry Christmas!

lorenzothellama said...

Oh Martin what a clever little sausage you are. What lovely photos.
And a merry Criggie to you my old fruitcake and all the complaints of the season.
Lorenzybum. xx

Shammickite said...

Have a good one with lots of turkey and Cristmas Pud.

Old Lady Lincoln said...

Martin, Hope you, Jackie, the boys and Bandit have a very Merry Christmas. Love, The Lincoln's

Ted M. Gossard said...

I agree with all you say, except everything.

Hope you and yours had a blessed Christmas.