Meet me in the courtyard under the shade of the lovers tree,We'll picnic on salmon and fine wine, just the birds just you and me,
As we lay there I'll whisper sweet poetry in to your dainty ear,
On second thoughts lets forget this, I'm off to the pub for a beer.
"Well are you coming? just look at you sprawled over that rug, have some decency woman and who said you cold wear my Bugs Bunny underwear! If you are lucky I will buy you some pickled onions and some of that crispy pig skin you like"
Today is Saturday which fits nicely between Friday and Sunday, how clever is that!
PS This photo was taken in the grounds of Longleat House which is very very old, some of the wallpaper was made out of dried goatskin which was 300 years old and had been hand painted in gold and red (this really is true!)
5 comments:
Very nice photo! Does look like you're on the same planet.
Though not sure when I hear your stories.
thanks for a good belly laugh after a long drive home from Bristol in the pouring rain. Now I understand how you keep the lawns so smooth. It's the floozies rolling on them in your undies.
Hi Martin, thanks for visiting my blog and leaving your comment. Your blog is great fun. I love your photographs, both the zany and beautiful ones. Dorothy Massey
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Martin, Martin, Martin, it's a wonder Jackie doesn't hit you up side the head with a skillet or something. LOL Hope you both had a nice time at the pub. But it almost sounded like Jackie didn't need to go. LOL Hope you have a great Sunday together as a family, including Bandit.
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